This morning while driving into work, I heard quite possibly the strangest advertisement I’ve ever heard on the local AM sports talk station. It was an ad for a company called…wait for it…”Poo Pickin’.”
That’s right, kids. For a reasonable rate, these people will send somebody over to your house and pick up your dog’s shit if you’re too lazy to do it.
I am torn between three feelings on this.
– Joy that the American money-making spirit is not dead.
– Sympathy for the poor bastards that get hired to pick up dog shit for minimum wage.
– Sadness that there are thousands of people in the greater Raleigh area that own dogs yet can’t be bothered to clean up behind them.
In any case, please enjoy their website: http://www.poopickin.com