So yeah. I had this wonderful introductory blog post written. It was witty, it was cute, it told you a little about me and why I decided to make this, roughly the forty-eight squintillionth blog on the Intertubes.
Thirty seconds after I wrote it, I went to the WordPress “dashboard” and promptly deleted it by accident. So this is its lame-ass replacement.
And the state of North Carolina thinks I can drive a car, folks. Scared yet?